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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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