If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. FIELDSTrust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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I never met a kid I liked.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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