No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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