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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.

Bill Cosby

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.

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