Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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