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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.

Bill Cosby

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.

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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.

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