The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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