Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
BILL COSBYI often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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