As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYGray hair is gods graffiti.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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