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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name

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