I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPAAll your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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