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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.

Frank Zappa

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality

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