When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERSWe will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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