All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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