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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Will Rogers

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS

Inspirational Right Sit Track
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERS

Fly People Rage
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERS

Debt Due never Pay Worry
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS

Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERS

Community Ideas Prohibition Work
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERS

Account Democracy Government Nation People
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS

Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERS

Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERS

Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS

Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS

Drink Funny Leadership

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