Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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