There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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