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Always drink upstream from the herd.

Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound

Always drink upstream from the herd.

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