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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

Bob Hope

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving

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