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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

Bob Hope

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter

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