My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
BOB HOPEI saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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