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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

Bob Hope

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People

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