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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

Bob Hope

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight

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