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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play

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