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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPE

May Watches World
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPE

Heart Humor Laughter

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

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