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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States

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