The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
BOB HOPEPeople who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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