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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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