Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
BOB HOPEPeople who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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