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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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