Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGETI’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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