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Bob Hope

It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries

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