Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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