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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way

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