You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPEIt’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
BOB HOPESure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPECypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
BOB HOPEWe have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPEI’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPEI saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPEYOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPEThat’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEI have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPELaughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPEPeople who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPEThe home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
BOB HOPE