The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEThe only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPECulture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
BOB HOPEI do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPESure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEPersonally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
BOB HOPERock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPEWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
BOB HOPEIf he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
BOB HOPEI was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPEA sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPEPebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPETitleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
BOB HOPE