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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.

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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering

Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.

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