The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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