Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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