Many a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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