When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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