Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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