Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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