Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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