The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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