black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.

Related Topics

Back Expire Fifty Inform Knee Memory Sorry Warranty Year

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
KIN HUBBARD

Barricade Behind Fashion Hide Nothingness
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARD

Either Handle Know Them Way Woman
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
KIN HUBBARD

Agree Begin Folk Opinion Some Suspect Wrong
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARD

Chance Consider Done Husband More Possible Women Wonder
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
KIN HUBBARD

Admission Dispel Enthusiasm Fee Funny Nothing Poor Small
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARD

Cost Fun Insurance Most Older
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
KIN HUBBARD

Bad Confuse Destiny Fate Funny Work Lot
Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARD

Feel Get Good Nearly Something Store
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARD

Car Fail never Polish Rain Weather Wish
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARD

Advice Keep Laugh Laughing Laughter
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARD

Clever Conservative Fellow Some Stupid Work
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
KIN HUBBARD

Fail Fellow Good never Own Rid Something Tell
It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
KIN HUBBARD

Earth Fun Inherit Long Meek Once See Watch
An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARD

Believe Fellow Go Optimist Postpone Will
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
KIN HUBBARD

Bad Blunt Folk Out Think Thought
It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARD

Enough Love Money Necessary Should

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes