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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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