A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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