The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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