When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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