Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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