An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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