On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
KIN HUBBARDUniversity: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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