No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDUniversity: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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