Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDUniversity: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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