The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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