An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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