Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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