Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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