Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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