There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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