Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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