Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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