The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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