Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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