Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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