Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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