There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDExecutive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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