Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSIf you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
More George Burns Quotes
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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