The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSHow can I die? I’m booked.
More George Burns Quotes
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSIt’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSYou’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
GEORGE BURNSIf it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
GEORGE BURNSEverything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
GEORGE BURNSI smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
GEORGE BURNSYou can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
GEORGE BURNSI’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
GEORGE BURNSI can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
GEORGE BURNSThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
GEORGE BURNSI look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNSIt’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
GEORGE BURNSWhen I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
GEORGE BURNSRetirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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