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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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