You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
GEORGE BURNS
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
More George Burns Quotes
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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