I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
GEORGE BURNSI look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
More George Burns Quotes
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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