It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNSI look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
More George Burns Quotes
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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