The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSI look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
More George Burns Quotes
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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