Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSWhen I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
More George Burns Quotes
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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