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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.

Ron White

I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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Best Comedian Dies Ever Listen More Old Realy Understood
If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Beauty Being Help Media Radar Really Star Stay Straight Under
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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Care Good Idea Laugh Live Make Money Much People
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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Abolish Death Express Lane Mine Other Penalty Put State
There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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Always Been Century Comic More Other Play Quater Time
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Continuity Figure Joke Little Older Show Story Time
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet
There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Demon Life Run Time Ton Vice Year

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