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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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Fix Stupid
The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Answer Fan Only Really Show Stand Think
If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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Come Country Down Gulf Joke Out Pollute Rite
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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All Material Me Write
I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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