I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITEMy show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
More Ron White Quotes
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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