If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
RON WHITEI believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
More Ron White Quotes
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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