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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

Ron White

I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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