Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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