Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
FRAN LEBOWITZCalling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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