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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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