Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
ALAN KING
But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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